Worst. Day. Ever.
Okay “powers that be” I’m done. You’ve won. Game over. Goodbye. The end. I’ve...
Badges, for Convenience
Back when I was a lad, our brains were like super-computers. And we didn’t...
Get This House an Antenna
The kids I babysit are currently going through a phase. To be honest, I...
A brightened commute
I was on my way to work this morning and I saw the funniest...
Tax Returns: Only For Real Life
There was a weird time in television history when they took a load of...
I punctured the drainpipe
Mother was simply furious with me this morning. I tried my best to explain...
Fresh paint, fresh me?
Today was a turning point. For the first time in a while I didn’t...
A weekend ruined by Mary-Lou
Today has been one of the absolute worst days on record. I have needlessly...
Limo saves the exam day
It was the morning of my very last exam at university ever. I had...
My uncle has termites
I could tell by the look on her face that Mum was pretty proud...