Long Live the Great Solar Kingdom
Ultimately, I would rank our goals in a very strict order: Become the greatest...
Any Time for a Quick Hair Chop?
Work is nice, but it’d be even nicer if it started earlier. Or later....
The Sudden Rush for Aggregate
I’ve said for years that any adaptation of my favourite anime, ‘Method Boat’, is...
Mental Rest Down to an Art
Nothing is quite so good for the health as an annual beach holiday. I’ve...
The Property Genius is Me
It was me. I WAS THE COMPUTER WIZARD. The white-hat wizard, that is. Slipping...
Needling, With Technology
You can do anything with technology nowadays. I remember when we first moved from...
GAT-Man, and Also Bathrooms?
Probably the worst part of being in school is being a teenager, with a...
Designer Lighting, Normal Bulbs
I’m starting to think I should learn another language. I know a lot of...
The Very First Lunar Hair Salon
I have been promised a great position by our glorious leader: that of royal...
Marine Biology is Like Window Repair, Sort Of
People who go to uni to study marine biology don’t usually end up getting...