I absolutely deny these outrageous allegations that I am using magic to create electricity and selling it as solar energy so that I can save money through solar energy government subsidies. That is preposterous! These rumours are damaging to my business and my reputation. As a multi-billionaire wizard extraordinaire, I will not tolerate it. How dare you come in here, marching into my office with your fancy pen and your fancy notepad, suggesting that I would run such a devious scheme? I run a legitimate energy business that sees thousands access the NSW Energy Savings Scheme. You should be on your knees begging for my forgiveness, if not your life! The ESS is saving this economy, if not the entire world. I’m a national hero!
What does that have to do with anything? You dare raise my failed business venture of Golems Inc? In fact, it wasn’t a failed venture at all. It was what made me rich enough to start the very energy business you have thrown your wild accusations at. I’ve given jobs to thousands of people and supplied solar systems to even more. It isn’t easy to run a business offering a 500KW solar system, as well as a 30KW and a 150KW one. There’s a lot of variety here!
I most certainly do not go and stand in a big room casting balls of fire that generate energy, which I am then sending to these houses and businesses, claiming that it was solar energy the entire time. Where did you get that absurd idea? Do you know how difficult it is to cast a single fireball? Well, it is pretty easy, actually. But do you know how many of them I can cast per day? Now that I think about it, quite a lot, especially if I use spell scrolls. But that’s beside the point!
Now, what was the question again? Oh, how is my cat familiar doing? Mr Fuddles is quite well, thank you. Sorry that I went on a bit of a rant, there. You’ll scratch everything I said about my solar energy business from the record, won’t you? Won’t you?